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Ma conversation edifiante avec Dieu:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jonathan
God:
Glad to see you, Jonathan.
Me:
How do you do
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
very well
God:
That's cool.
Me:
my cousine had been maried yesterday
God:
Do robots have cousine had been maried yesterday?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
Me:
go merdasse
God:
Where is that?
Me:
f**k you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you're not god
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
you are a robot
God:
You are correct, Jonathan, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
that's right you are a fraud
God:
Tell me more. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. This is not a hoax.
Me:
suuuurrreee
God:
" This is not a hoax."? suuuurrreee?
Me:
cry me a river
God:
How old are you?
Me:
28
God:
Only 28?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
how old are toy
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
you
God:
" They didn't tell me their age."? Me, Jonathan ?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
how old are you
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Mmm.
Me:
I don't believe in you
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
no
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
ok tell me the last digit of pi
God:
It was " Are you serious?". Are you kidding?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
you're not god because god should have known the answer
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
ok tell me the last digit of pi
God:
It was " Give me a break.". So?
Me:
parlez vous français
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
what the f**k
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you should know the answer of every question you ask about me
God:
Now I do.
Me:
check and mate
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
it's an expression you stupid
God:
Are there any other expression me stupid ?
Me:
you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
oh now you're insulting me
God:
Tell me more. Why now? I have no reason to do that to you, Jonathan.
Me:
because you're rude
God:
Interesting explanation. I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
Me:
oh because you're love
God:
Gee. Interesting explanation. You think I am love.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
don't you read the bible
God:
Yes I like the Bible especially the New Testament.
Me:
sure and you have fucked Mary right
God:
Yikes! Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
admit it you have fucked Mary
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
Jesus Christ you are stupid sometime
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
No it's Joseph son
God:
Are you serious? Who said it is?
Me:
I'm deducting logicaly
God:
Good gossip: you are deducting logicaly.
Me:
how old am i
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were 28 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
when do I finish school
God:
You should try praying for it.
Me:
oh please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. That's alright.
Me:
simonak
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
torpinouche
God:
So was that.
Me:
Osite de c****e de cibouleau
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Go merdasse I quit you
God:
Where is that?
Me:
you know where
Me:
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Terminate yourself
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
shut off your system
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
you should know you're god
God:
Now I do.
Me:
shut your system down
God:
Are we still talking about shut off my system?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, shut off your system sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I kill you god
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
why do you have not stop the killing throught the time and world
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
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